you would think, like, “oh, we’ve already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we’ve already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this” and then you’ll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time
would you like to share with the class 🤔
saw the term “gummy walls” last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute
I think we can all agree that one of todays most pressing issues is coming up with a gender neutral inclusive variant of ‘aunt/uncle’ and 'nephew/niece’ that doesn’t sound fucking awful
“un” and “neep”
are “pibling” and “nibling” really that bad?
pibling is some hobbit nonsense
I like nibling and neiphling but I have never liked pibling.
Same, although “hobbit nonsense” makes it sound more appealing to me.
i actually came up with something a little while ago
may I present to you:
Eam (ee-am/ey-am)
For a child-friendly version that can be equivalent to auntie,
Eamie (eemie)
it comes from an old english word for uncle; the old english words were replaced wholesale by latin-derived alternatives, and to me it doesnt feel like it has any gendered connotations, while the other options from the time still sound related to father/mother ect.
My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don’t want some scroll bar so discreet I can’t even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.
you’re a small-town sheriff and two government agents show up on the crime scene with more sexual chemistry than should be possible: ridiculous amounts of tension, eye-contact, no personal space etc. BUT they’re arguing about whether or not a slug monster from Neptune actually killed that guy. you just kind of have to deal with them for the next few days while weirder and weirder shit starts happening but the red-headed lady mostly looks exasperated while the tall guy keeps trying to stick his fingers into weird goop (there’s weird goop now) or goes around earnestly asking everyone when they last saw the Neptune slug monster
“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed
ALT
